The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: you gotta fight, for your right, to parrrrrty...
The Misheard: you gotta fight, coz ur s**te, at farrrting!
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Real Lyric: Just like the white-winged dove
The Misheard: Just like the wild wind blows
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Real Lyric: Like Pilate, I have dog obeys
The Misheard: Black Pilot I write essays
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Real Lyric: Count the headlights on the highway
The Misheard: Count the head lice on the highway
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Real Lyric: Sittin on the dock of the bay
The Misheard: sittin on the doctor's bed
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Real Lyric: Left you cold and him in grave
The Misheard: Mathew Koen, him engraved
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Real Lyric: We are spirits, in the material world...
The Misheard: We are spittin' warm milk on my Cheerios
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Real Lyric: Rough and tough and strong and mean
The Misheard: Rubber duck as strong as me
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Real Lyric: Well I'm shameless
The Misheard: Well I'm shaving
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Real Lyric: I work hard every day of my life I work till I ache my bones
The Misheard: I work hard every day of my life I work till I ache my balls
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