The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I won't go down with this ship
The Misheard: I won't go down with this s**t
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles
The Misheard: I can see your nipples
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Real Lyric: with a pink hotel, a boutique, and a swingin' hot spot.
The Misheard: with a pink hotel and boots, you get a swingin' hot spot.
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Real Lyric: despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage
The Misheard: spider murray still just locked in a cage
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Real Lyric: Return to Sender
The Misheard: Return to Kenya
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Real Lyric: We can cgo to Mexico, you, the cat and me
The Misheard: We can go to Mexico, you the carribbean
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
The Misheard: She seems to have an invisible jockstrap.
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Real Lyric: Oh dear Lord, in her flatbed Ford
The Misheard: Oh dear Lord, in her plastic Ford
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Real Lyric: If there's a bustle in your hedgegrow, don't be alarmed now, it's just a spring clean for the May Queen
The Misheard: If there's a bustle in your hedgegrow don't be alarmed now it's just as wrinkley for a drag queen
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Real Lyric: You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
The Misheard: You're one of those guys who like to shine my shoes Then make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
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