The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Count the headlights on the highway
The Misheard: Count the head lice on the highway
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Real Lyric: The indescribable moments of your life tonight
The Misheard: and we'll scratch our balls for your life, tonight
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Real Lyric: change my pitch up, smack my b**th up
The Misheard: change my picture, smack my pizza
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Real Lyric: The same as the emotion that I get from you.
The Misheard: The same as the emotion that I get (dramatic pause) F**k You!
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Real Lyric: Dancing Queen. Young and Sweet. Only seventeen.
The Misheard: Dancing Queen. Young and Sweet. Oh Insanity.
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Real Lyric: if you like pina coladas
The Misheard: if you like cheese and tomato
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Real Lyric: I've felt the hate rise up in me. Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves. I wander over where you can't see. Inside my shell, I wait and bleed.
The Misheard: I felt air ice rice up in me. Clean town clean of deftone uglyes. I wander over where you can't see. Inside my shell i wait with thumb green.
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Real Lyric: We're the deadbeat club
The Misheard: We're ten feet tall OR We're the temping club
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Real Lyric: a mullatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido
The Misheard: who won the lotto, hell if I know, I'm a skapegoat, goodbye libido
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Real Lyric: the shavin' razors cold and it stings
The Misheard: the shavin' razors call and they sing
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