The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Roll up... Roll up for the mystery tour
The Misheard: Roll un... Roll under the mystery tour
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Real Lyric: selling poppies on a tray
The Misheard: selling puppies on a train
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Real Lyric: Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh.
The Misheard: Oh what fun it is to ride in a hoppin' sloppin' sleigh.
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Real Lyric: I can see you, your brown skin shining in the sun.
The Misheard: I can see you, your brass can shining in the sun.
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Real Lyric: We are born innocent
The Misheard: We are born in a cell
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Real Lyric: Soap Opera says...you've got one life to live
The Misheard: Bob Barker says...you've got one life to live
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Real Lyric: I'm your venus, I'm your fire, your desire.
The Misheard: I'm your penis, I'm on fire, your desire.
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Real Lyric: Karma police, arrest this man, he talks in maths He buzzes like a fridge, hes like a detuned radio Karma police, arrest this girl, her hitler hairdo, is making me feel ill
The Misheard: Karma police, arrest this man, he talks in maps He buzzes like a fridge, he's like a ditch you already own Karma police, arrest this girl, her headlong hairdo, is making me feel ill
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Real Lyric: A host of holy horrors to direct our aimless dance
The Misheard: A hoast of holy whores to direct our anal dance
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Real Lyric: You what? Tin Roof, Rusted!
The Misheard: You what? Hey Unruh, Bustem!
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