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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Chumbawamba

    Song: Tubthumping

    Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down!

    The Misheard: I've got no job, but I'm an opera fan, na na nana na na na!

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    Artist: Go-Gos

    Song: Our Lips Are Sealed

    Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed.

    The Misheard: Olives are peeled.

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Killer Queen

    Real Lyric: Gun powder, gelatine, dynamite with a laserbeam

    The Misheard: Get down with cheddar cheese, dynamite with a laserbeam

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    Artist: Paul Simon

    Song: The Obvious Child

    Real Lyric: I'm accustomed to a smooth ride Or maybe I'm a dog that's lost it's bite

    The Misheard: I'm a cross between a smooth rat or maybe I'm a dog that's lost it's bite

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    Artist: Enrique Iglesias

    Song: Bailamos

    Real Lyric: Bailamos, let the rhythym take you over, bailamos...

    The Misheard: Tyler Moore, let the rhythym take you over, buy some more....

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Rocket Man

    Real Lyric: Rocket man, burnin' out his up here alone...

    The Misheard: Rocket man, burnin' down the streets of Avalon...

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    Artist: The Captain and Tennille

    Song: Love Will Keep Us Together

    Real Lyric: Someday your looks wll be gone

    The Misheard: Someday your lips will be gone

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    Artist: Culture Club

    Song: Karma Chameleon

    Real Lyric: I'm a man without conviction

    The Misheard: I'm a man without a kitchen

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    Artist: AC/DC

    Song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

    Real Lyric: Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap!

    The Misheard: Dirty deed, Dungeon Chiefs!

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: I Saw Her Standing There

    Real Lyric: And the way she looked was way beyond compare

    The Misheard: And the way she looked was way beyond a man

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