The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Every time that I'd plant a seed, he'd say "kill it before it grows".
The Misheard: Every time that I'd plan the scene, he'd say "killing people is gross".
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Real Lyric: She's a brick house
The Misheard: She's a B**** Now
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Real Lyric: little boy blue and the man on the moon
The Misheard: The s**tcan is green
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Real Lyric: Each morning I get up I die a little
The Misheard: Each morning I get off my toilet
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Real Lyric: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble So you don't confuse them with mountains....
The Misheard: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble So you don't confuse them with MUFFINS
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Real Lyric: twenty five years old, my mother god rest her soul
The Misheard: twenty five years old my mother got arrested, so?
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Real Lyric: The sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
The Misheard: The sun comes up on a ceremony fit for the bar.
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not here
The Misheard: I wear goggles when you are not here
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Real Lyric: I'm Blue Da Ba Dee Da Ba Die a Da Ba Die Da Ba Dee Da Ba Die
The Misheard: I'm Blue If I was green I would die and I'm in need of a guy
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Real Lyric: Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.
The Misheard: Another burning joint, a stork snuck in the blow.
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