The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Brenda Lee's coming on strong and the newsman sings his same song
The Misheard: Reveille's coming on strong and the newsman says, "heat seems on"
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Real Lyric: Stuck in ol' Lodi again
The Misheard: Stuck in an old diaphragm
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Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner
The Misheard: We gonna tear that line up
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Real Lyric: And start your slavin' job & get your pay
The Misheard: And start to eat your chocolate cake souffle
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Real Lyric: Call me a relic, call me what you will
The Misheard: Call me a radish, call me what you will
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Real Lyric: Trouble in the Suez
The Misheard: Trouble in the sewage
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Real Lyric: Don't let the days go by, glycerine
The Misheard: Don't let the glaze go by, Mr. Clean
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Real Lyric: I have to praise you
The Misheard: I have depraved you
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Real Lyric: I'm not talking 'bout movin' in.................there's a warm wind blowin the, stars are out.
The Misheard: I'm not talking 'bout aluminum............there's a warm wind blowing my socks around
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Real Lyric: Every girls crazy about a sharp dressed man
The Misheard: Every girls crazy about a short greek man
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