The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: There's a skeleton choking on a crust of bread
The Misheard: There's a skeleton chaulking on across the plain
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty deeds and the Gunger Cheese
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs, my ma has too
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Real Lyric: Liberate my madness
The Misheard: I'm literally bananas
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Real Lyric: You're digging for gold, You're throwing away
The Misheard: You're picking your nose, You're blowing away
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Real Lyric: Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
The Misheard: GMCs, traps, and fleas
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Real Lyric: A mulatto An albino A mosquito My libido
The Misheard: Im the lighter I'm a fighter I'm a skater Time to beat you up
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Real Lyric: 1. I'm an educated fool with money on my mind 2. On my knees in the night Saying prayers in the street light
The Misheard: 1. I'm an educated fool with my knee on my mind 2. On my knees in the night Saying prayers with the sheila
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Real Lyric: Mmmbop du ba da ba doo bop
The Misheard: Mmmbop Skittles up my doo-bop
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Real Lyric: Rocket man, burning up his fuse up here alone.
The Misheard: Rocket man, bruisin' up the streets to Avalon.
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