The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Well, I'm your Venus I'm your fire at your desire (so say previous posters)
The Misheard: Well, I'm your Venus, I'm the head of the hoi-polloi
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Real Lyric: And good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
The Misheard: And good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rice
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Real Lyric: Im Hot Blooded, check it and see
The Misheard: Im Hot Doggin',yes that's me!
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Real Lyric: Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
The Misheard: Hit Me with Your Whiffle Stick
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Real Lyric: Happiness is a warm gun, ya ya
The Misheard: A penis is a warm gun ya ya
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Real Lyric: Livin' in Receda
The Misheard: Livin' in the cedars
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Real Lyric: You're so vain
The Misheard: You're so lame
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Real Lyric: Hush hush, keep it down now, voices carry
The Misheard: don't touch, even downtown, voices carry
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Real Lyric: Slam your body down and wind it all around.
The Misheard: Send somebody down and wine is all around.
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not near
The Misheard: I walk ovals when you are not there
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