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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Ricky Martin

    Song: Livin' La Vida Loca

    Real Lyric: Livin la vida loca

    The Misheard: livin with me now local

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    Artist: ZZ Top

    Song: Sleeping Bag

    Real Lyric: Slip inside my sleeping bag.

    The Misheard: Super saver sleeping bag.

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    Artist: Blondie

    Song: Heart Of Glass

    Real Lyric: you teasing like you do

    The Misheard: you're cheezin' like you're ben hur

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: The Bitch Is Back

    Real Lyric: Stone cold sober as a matter of fact

    The Misheard: Stoned my mother as a matter of fact

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    Artist: Rush

    Song: Limelight

    Real Lyric: I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend

    The Misheard: I can't pretend a stranger lies along the weighted phrase

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Yellow Submarine

    Real Lyric: In the town where I was born

    The Misheard: In the term when I was born

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    Artist: Steve Miller Band

    Song: Jet Airliner

    Real Lyric: Riding along in that big ol' jet plane...

    The Misheard: Riding along in that big ol' Kathleen...

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    Artist: Nine Inch Nails

    Song: The Perfect Drug

    Real Lyric: You are the perfect drug

    The Misheard: You have a pervert rug

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    Artist: Shaggy

    Song: Wasn't Me

    Real Lyric: we were both love making all over the bathroom floor

    The Misheard: we were both butt-naked banging on the bathroom door

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    Artist: Steppenwolf

    Song: Magic Carpet Ride

    Real Lyric: Last night I stole Alladin's Lamp...

    The Misheard: Last night I stole a lettuce head...

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