The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hey little thing let me light your candle 'Cause mama I'm sure hard to handle now
The Misheard: Hey little dame, let me locha if I can 'Cause mama, I'm so hard to handle now
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Real Lyric: Open up your eyes I got a big surprise
The Misheard: Open up your thighs I got a big suprise
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Real Lyric: Where is my Prarie Son?
The Misheard: Where is my Prarie Dawn? (ya know, that cute little girl on Sesame Street)
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Real Lyric: Bring me a higher love
The Misheard: Bake me a pie of love
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Real Lyric: Which nobody can deny
The Misheard: Which nobody can be nine
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Real Lyric: So ferry 'cross the Mersey
The Misheard: So, Barry's got no mercy
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Real Lyric: dead head sticker on a cadillac
The Misheard: dead head stickin' on a cadillac
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Real Lyric: Oh, loving eyes, they cannot see A certain person could never be
The Misheard: Oh, loving eyes, they cannot see A second burst of telemetry
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Real Lyric: Don't stand, don't stand so Don't stand so close to me
The Misheard: Honk, stand; Honk, stand so Honk, stand so close to me
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Real Lyric: The state looks down on sodomy
The Misheard: The stain window looks down on me
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