The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: and that heaven is overrated
The Misheard: man-hating is overrated
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Real Lyric: Where the streets have no names
The Misheard: Where the sheets have no stains
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Real Lyric: i would die for you
The Misheard: actually it was a high school friend. she thought it went "apple-dapple-doo"
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Real Lyric: Band on the run, Band on the run
The Misheard: Van on the rug, Van on the rug
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Real Lyric: Its been a while since I realized that I wasn't addicted
The Misheard: Its been a while since I realized that I wasn't a dickhead
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Real Lyric: Honey I'm still free, take a chance on me.
The Misheard: Set the ostrich free, take a chance on me.
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Real Lyric: Shook me all night long
The Misheard: She'll be all night long
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Real Lyric: Bei Mir Bist du Schoen
The Misheard: Buy me beer Mr. Shane
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Real Lyric: here i am, signed, sealed, delivered, i'm yours
The Misheard: give me hen, sausage and liver, bonjour.
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles
The Misheard: 1st time: Alle lieben Marco! (German; sounds in a english native speakers ear: Ulla leeban Marco!) 2nd version: Alle lieben Malcolm! and, some more years later 3rd version: I believe in Malcolm!
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