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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Traditional

    Song: Jingle Bells

    Real Lyric: Bells on bobtail ring...

    The Misheard: Bells on Bob's Tail ring...

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    Artist: Bob Dylan

    Song: Lay Lady Lay

    Real Lyric: Lay Lady Lay Lay across my big brass bed

    The Misheard: Lay Lady Lay Lay across my big red ass babe

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Across The Universe

    Real Lyric: Jai guru deva

    The Misheard: Jagger ruled the day, love.

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    Artist: Carly Simon

    Song: You're So Vain

    Real Lyric: You're where you should be all the time And when you're not, you're with Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend

    The Misheard: You're where you should be all the time And when you're not, you're with Some other world's spy or the wife of a postman, wife of a postman

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    Artist: Bob Marley

    Song: Exodus

    Real Lyric: Exodus, movement of Jah people.

    The Misheard: Eczema, movement of Jah people.

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    Artist: Men At Work

    Song: Down Under

    Real Lyric: I come from a land down under Where women glow and men chunder

    The Misheard: I come from a land down under Where women grow and make thunder

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    Artist: Hall & Oates

    Song: Rich Girl

    Real Lyric: You're a rich girl, and you've gone too far 'Cause you know it don't matter anyway You can rely on the old man's money You can rely on the old man's money

    The Misheard: You can rely on the old bam bunny You can rely on the old bam bunny

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    Artist: Billy Squier

    Song: The Stroke

    Real Lyric: Stroke me stroke me

    The Misheard: Strong man stroke me!

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Tiny Dancer

    Real Lyric: Lay me down in sheets of linen You had a busy day, today

    The Misheard: Baby darling, she's so blended You had a visitor today

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    Artist: Aerosmith

    Song: Train Kept a Rollin'

    Real Lyric: I,m on the last train...I'm just a punk in the street...

    The Misheard: I'm in the last train..I'm just a bucket of sleeze..

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