The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And when you're not you're with Some underworld spy Or the wife of a close friend
The Misheard: And when you're not you're with Some underworld spy Or the wife of a clothespin...
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Real Lyric: I'm not talking 'bout uh movin' in
The Misheard: I'm not talking 'bout iridium
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Real Lyric: Girls as sharp as her are something rare
The Misheard: Going shopping wearing something red
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Real Lyric: My tea's gone cold, I won't drink wine, I got out of bed alone
The Misheard: My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why, I got out of bed alone
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Real Lyric: Oh hush...keep it down now...voices carry.
The Misheard: Oh shucks...Steven Downtown...versus Gary.
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Real Lyric: i have to praise you like i should
The Misheard: i have to put my teeth in to chew
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Real Lyric: It's ok to eat fish cos they don't have any feelings
The Misheard: It's OK to eat fish, cos they don't have any feet ends
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Real Lyric: we started making out and she took off my pants but then I turned on the TV
The Misheard: we started making out and she took off my pants I turned and then she peed
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Real Lyric: Almost heaven, West Virgina Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River Life is old there, older than the trees Younger than the mountains, flowing like the breeze.
The Misheard: Almost heaven, west virginia, blue ridge mountains, shannon dove into the river. life is old there, older than the trees, younger than the mountains growing like bumble bees.
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Real Lyric: Just got Paid Friday night
The Misheard: Just got Laid Friday night
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