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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Procol Harum

    Song: A Whiter Shade of Pale

    Real Lyric: We skip a light fandango

    The Misheard: We skip a life and dangle

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    Artist: Tool

    Song: Sober

    Real Lyric: jesus wont you f**king whistle

    The Misheard: jesus blows his f**king whistle

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    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel

    Song: The Boxer

    Real Lyric: Seeking out to poorer quarters where the ragged people go

    The Misheard: Seeking out to borrow quarters where the ragged people go

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    Artist: Coldplay

    Song: Yellow

    Real Lyric: Your Skin, Oh yeah, your skin and bones, Turn into something beautiful

    The Misheard: You`re skin, oh, you`re just skin and bones, turn it into something beautiful!

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    Artist: Green Day

    Song: F.O.D.

    Real Lyric: Stuck down in a rut of dislogic and smut

    The Misheard: Stuck down in a rut I kissed my chicken's butt

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    Artist: Billy Ocean

    Song: Caribbean Queen

    Real Lyric: She walked by me in painted on jeans.

    The Misheard: She walked by me and blamed it on James.

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    Artist: Doors

    Song: Light My Fire

    Real Lyric: And our love become a funeral pyre

    The Misheard: And our love become a viewer empire

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    Artist: Blink 182

    Song: What's My Age Again?

    Real Lyric: I wore cologne to get the feeling right

    The Misheard: I worked alone to get the feeling right

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    Artist: AC/DC

    Song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

    Real Lyric: Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap!

    The Misheard: Dirty feet, in a Dunder Jeep!

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    Artist: Ben Folds Five

    Song: Kate

    Real Lyric: Down by Rosemary and Cameron she hands out the Bhagavad Gita

    The Misheard: Down by Rosemary and Cameron she hands out the Baja Fajita

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