The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds are done dirt cheap
The Misheard: dirty deeds are dunder cheep
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Real Lyric: cat's in the craddle and the silver spoon
The Misheard: cats in the cradle at the peking moon
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Real Lyric: The shareef don't like it Rockin' the Casbah Rock the Casbah
The Misheard: Sheree with her lightning rockin' the casbah rock the casbah
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Real Lyric: Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
The Misheard: closer than my cheeks you are to me
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch,yeah...She reaches in and grabs right hold of your heart.
The Misheard: "She seems to have an invisible tuff- shed." Followed by.. "She reaches in and grabs an Oreo"
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Real Lyric: Life in the fast lane
The Misheard: slide in the vaseline
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Real Lyric: You had to be a big shot, didn't ya
The Misheard: You had to be a big shot ninja
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Real Lyric: Yes I told 'bout our kid how he's married to Mabel.
The Misheard: Yes I told you 'bout Cane, how he murdered Abel.
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Real Lyric: Dude look like a lady
The Misheard: do the c**ky later (thats when i was like i dunno 6-7 years old)
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Real Lyric: No we didn't light it but we're trying to fight it
The Misheard: Well we did ignite it . . . but we're trying to fight it!
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