The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise to put up a parking lot
The Misheard: It ain't paradise, so put up with f***ing lot
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Real Lyric: Businessmen, they drink my wine, Plowmen dig my earth,
The Misheard: Mister Spandy, drink my wine, Come and take my herb,
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Real Lyric: When your feet just can't keep still
The Misheard: When you feel just dandy still
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Real Lyric: After the flood all the colors came out
The Misheard: after the blood all the pus came out
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Real Lyric: hold me closer tiny dancer count the headlights in the highway lay me down in sheets of linen you had a busy day today
The Misheard: hold me closer tony danza count the headlights on the highway lay me down in sheets of linen you had a busy day today
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Real Lyric: Hit me with your best shot. Oh come on...hit me with your best shot. Hit me with your best shot. Fire away.
The Misheard: Hit me with your best fart. Oh come on,hit me with your best fart. Hit me with your best fart. Fire away.
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Real Lyric: Tell me why, Ain't nothin' but a heartache, Tell me why, Ain't nothin' but a mistake
The Misheard: Tell me why, Ain't nothin but an hard ache, Tell me why, Ain't nothin but I'm 'ere to stay
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Real Lyric: Part Time Lover
The Misheard: Aparthied Lover
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Real Lyric: All I can say is that my life is pretty plain.
The Misheard: All I can say is that my life is pretty blaine.
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Real Lyric: ...colours are like my dreams, red gold and green, red gold and green.
The Misheard: ...colours are like my dreams, they're golden dreams, they're golden derams.
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