The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad
The Misheard: Feliz Mommy Duck
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Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad
The Misheard: Feliz Mommy Duck
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Real Lyric: Deck the halls with boughs of holly...
The Misheard: Wreck the malls with cows on Harleys...
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Real Lyric: Walk like an Egyptian
The Misheard: Walk with an erection
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Real Lyric: Take me down to the paradise city..
The Misheard: Take me down to the prairie dog city..
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Real Lyric: ...and I choke on my reply
The Misheard: ...and I choke on my vicar
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Real Lyric: Semi-charmed kind of life
The Misheard: Send me some kind of sign
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Real Lyric: Spitting out pieces of his broken luck..
The Misheard: Spitting out pieces of his throat and lungs..
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Real Lyric: Dani the girl is singing songs to me Beneath the marquee overload.
The Misheard: Daddys little girl is singing songs to me Beneath the monkeys overload
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Real Lyric: No Dark Sarcasm in the classroom
The Misheard: Thoughts are scism in the classroom
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