The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: ...and he looks at her and he says, hey darlin', I remember when you could stop a clock.
The Misheard: I remember when you could start applause.
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Real Lyric: All had water run dry
The Misheard: Old Ted was a runcide
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Real Lyric: ohhh, we're halfway there oh ohhh living on a prayer
The Misheard: ohhh, we're halfway there oh ohhh, living on a prairie
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Real Lyric: Im only a man in a phoney red sheet
The Misheard: Im only a manic in a horny red sheet
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Real Lyric: Can you take me higher to a place where blind man see, Can you take me higher to a place with golden streets.
The Misheard: Can you take me higher to a place where the blind can see, can you take me higher to a place with golden weed.
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Real Lyric: Where have all the cowboys gone?
The Misheard: Where have all the fat boys gone?
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Real Lyric: ...cream rinse and tobacco smoke; that sickly scent is always, always there.
The Misheard: ...credence and tobacco smoke; that scently scent is always, always there.
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Real Lyric: Beaten and bloody and I was sick down my shirt Hello hooray what a nice day, for the Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles
The Misheard: beaten and bloody i sh*t down my shirt, come out and play its a lovely to need to ripen
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Real Lyric: out of reach
The Misheard: diarrhea
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Real Lyric: i believe in miracles
The Misheard: i can see your nipples
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