The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: We're tagged and can't turn back
The Misheard: We're takin' cancer back
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Real Lyric: Gun powder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam
The Misheard: Shot down and turpentine, dynamite with a laser beam
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Do it like a lady
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Real Lyric: Moon is full, never seems to change just labeled mentally deranged
The Misheard: Room is full, never seems to change just lame old men who lay deranged
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Real Lyric: No one knows what it's like to be the bad man, to be the sad man, behind blue eyes.
The Misheard: No one knows what it's like, to be the bad man, to be the sandman, behind the lines.
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Real Lyric: Eyeing little girls with bad intent
The Misheard: Eyeing little girls with batterd heads
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Real Lyric: Every girl's crazy about a sharp dressed man.
The Misheard: Every girl's crazy about a big brass band.
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Real Lyric: lets get it started
The Misheard: jeg skal på toilet. (in danish that means i have to go to the toilet)
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Real Lyric: Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out
The Misheard: Ted Danson likes Pizza
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Real Lyric: She wore a raspberry beret
The Misheard: She wore raspberry puree
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