The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on Livin' like a lover with a radar phone Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
The Misheard: love is like your mom, baby, come and get it on if you wanna lover with a red eyed punk love you like a tramp, like a video ram
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Real Lyric: Don't go chasing waterfalls
The Misheard: Go, Go, Jason Waterfalls
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Real Lyric: Sharp Dressed Man
The Misheard: Shot Glass Man
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Real Lyric: The club is full of ballas and they pockets full grown
The Misheard: The club is full of bars, and their pockets full of rum
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Real Lyric: Shes got a ticket to ride Shes got a ticket to ride Shes got a ticket to ride But she dont care! My baby dont care My baby dont care
The Misheard: Shes got a chicken to ride Shes got a chicken to ride Shes got a chicken to ride But she dont care! My baby donkey My baby donkey
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Real Lyric: That hypocrite smokes two packs a day
The Misheard: Dad, but the grits smoke two packs a day
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Real Lyric: I was sick and tired of everything, When i called you last night from Glasgow
The Misheard: I was sick and tired of wedding rings, When i called you last night from Law-School.
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Real Lyric: Early morning, April 4 Shot rings out in the Memphis sky Free at last, they took your life They could not take your pride
The Misheard: Early morning, April 4 Shot rings out in the Memphis sky Free at last, they took your life They could not take your pie
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked By a jumbo jet
The Misheard: I got my head checked by ancient Moche
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Real Lyric: No time for losers Cause we are the champions...of the world!
The Misheard: Poop on the losers Cause we are the champions...of the world!
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