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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: AC/DC

    Song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

    Real Lyric: dirty deeds, done dirt cheap

    The Misheard: dirty deeds and the dungeon chief

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Tiny Dancer

    Real Lyric: Lay me down in sheets of linen...

    The Misheard: Lady darlin' she's so splendid

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    Artist: Jimmy Buffett

    Song: Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw

    Real Lyric: Why Don't We Get Drunk and screw

    The Misheard: Why don't we eat lunch at school?

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    Artist: Jackson Janet

    Song: What Have You Done for Me Lately

    Real Lyric: Youre always puttin off what we could do today Soap opera says youve got one life to live Whos right whos wrong?

    The Misheard: Youre always puttin off what we could do today But Barbara says youve got one life to live Whos right whos wrong?

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    Artist: Fear Factory

    Song: Linchpin

    Real Lyric: Can't take me apart

    The Misheard: Just gimme a pie!

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    Artist: Police

    Song: Every Breath You Take

    Real Lyric: Every breath you take Every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I'll be watching you

    The Misheard: Every Breath I take Every move I make Every time I pray I'll be missin you

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    Artist: Beck

    Song: Where It's At

    Real Lyric: I've got two turntables and a microphone

    The Misheard: I've got two-ton parrots and a microphone

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    Artist: Billy Squier

    Song: The Stroke

    Real Lyric: stroke me, stroke me

    The Misheard: strong man, stunt man

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    Artist: KC and the Sunshine Band

    Song: Shake Your Booty

    Real Lyric: Oh, you can, you can do well, very well Your love can stand the world, I can tell

    The Misheard: Oh, you can, you can do it, very well. Your the, best in the world, I can tell.

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    Artist: Van Halen

    Song: Hot For Teacher

    Real Lyric: I'm hot for teacher!

    The Misheard: I'm Arthur Treacher!

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