The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I can see all obstacles in my way
The Misheard: I can see all lobster claws in my way
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Real Lyric: All you need is love, love is all you need.
The Misheard: All you need is schlub, schlub is balmy.
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Real Lyric: Darning his socks in the night where there's nobody's there.
The Misheard: Gaurding his socks in the night when there's nobody there.
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Real Lyric: Ain't no woman like the one I got
The Misheard: Ain't no woman but the one I got
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Real Lyric: All I do each night is think
The Misheard: All I do is shag his thing
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Real Lyric: Believe in yourself almost as much as you doubt
The Misheard: Bleeding in your cellphones as it washes you down
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Real Lyric: I've got two tickets to paradise...
The Misheard: I've got two tickets to Paris, France
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Real Lyric: I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world, life in plastic, it's so fantastic
The Misheard: I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world, my boobs are plastic, ain't that fantastic?
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Real Lyric: I feel the hate rise up in me Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves I wonder round where you can see Inside my shell I wait and bleed
The Misheard: I feel the air rise up in me Kneel down and clear the stoner me I wonder round where you can't see Inside me shall I wait and bleed
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Real Lyric: Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
The Misheard: Who's that casting three feet of stairs in my direction?
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