The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: we are the champions
The Misheard: peas are the champions
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Real Lyric: You're shaking my confidence daily.
The Misheard: You're shaking my car to the Navy.
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles
The Misheard: I believe in alcohol
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Real Lyric: Used to go to dinner almost every night Danced until I thought Id lose my breath Now it seems your dancin feet are always on my couch Good thing I cook or else wed starve to death... Aint that a shame?
The Misheard: Used to go to dinner almost every night Danced until I thought Id lose my breath Now it seems your dancin feet are always on my couch Used to make a noise about a cake Eat dog s**t
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked By a Jumbo Jet
The Misheard: I got my head checked By H.M. Bochek
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Real Lyric: why'd you leave the keys upon the table
The Misheard: why do you need ketchup its a fable
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Real Lyric: i want to be just as close as your holy ghost is
The Misheard: i want to be just as close as your moley hostess
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Real Lyric: little susie she was only 12 she was given the world with every chance to excel
The Misheard: lip with soupy he was on lane 12 she was given the whirl wind every chance to exhale
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Real Lyric: Bring me a higher love
The Misheard: Bring me a pile of love
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Real Lyric: It's enough to make kings and vegabonds believe the very best.
The Misheard: It's enough to make kings and megabombs leave the prairie base.
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