The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
The Misheard: dirty jeans and the thunder chief
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Real Lyric: Sitting on a park bench eyeing ittle girls with bad intent.
The Misheard: Sitting on the park bench, five little girls with maddened intent.
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Real Lyric: a material girl
The Misheard: I'm a terial girl
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Real Lyric: My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen
The Misheard: my eyes become a lozenge, the light that you shine makes them green (i always figured that seal was on drugs.. who knew?)
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Real Lyric: fly like an eagle to the sea, fly like an eagle, let my spirit carry me
The Misheard: fly like a needle to the sea, fly like a needle, with my shee-run cabatee
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Real Lyric: Gee I really love you and we're Gonna get married
The Misheard: She really loves you and we're Gonna get married
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Real Lyric: My mamma said, you cant hurry love, oooh you just have to wait....
The Misheard: My mamma's head, K gorilla, oooh you a-just-a too late....
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Real Lyric: Goin' to the chapel and we're gonna get married.
The Misheard: The real lyrics were: Going to the chapel and going to get married But I misheard them as: Gonna drink a Snapple before I get Married
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Real Lyric: I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
The Misheard: I've been through the desert on a horse with no mane
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Real Lyric: Love is a battlefield...
The Misheard: Love is a felony!!
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