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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Eminem

    Song: Superman

    Real Lyric: let's let our love unfurl

    The Misheard: let's let our fluff un-curl

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    Artist: The Animals

    Song: House of the Rising Sun

    Real Lyric: spend your life in sin and misery

    The Misheard: spend your life in silly misery

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Bohemian Rhapsody

    Real Lyric: Bismillah, oh, we will not let you go

    The Misheard: Ich will, ja, we will not let you go. ("Ich will, ja" is "I want, yes" in German)

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Sweetness Follows

    Real Lyric: Sad, but True.

    The Misheard: Sand Patrol

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    Artist: Mamas and the Papas

    Song: California Dreamin'

    Real Lyric: "I'd be safe and warm/ If I was in L.A"

    The Misheard: "I'd be safe at war/ If I was in L.A"

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    Artist: TLC

    Song: Waterfalls

    Real Lyric: Don't go chasing waterfalls Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that You're used to

    The Misheard: Dont go jason waterfall you might just slip and fall

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Heart-Shaped Box

    Real Lyric: She eyes me like a pisces when i am weak I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for a week

    The Misheard: She loves me like a fountain for my feet Put them in your heart-shaped box where they're neat

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    Artist: Aerosmith

    Song: Dude (Looks Like A Lady)

    Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady.

    The Misheard: Neutered like a lady.

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    Artist: The B-52s

    Song: Love Shack

    Real Lyric: The whole shack shimmies when everybody's movin' around and around and around!

    The Misheard: The old shack Chevy where everybody's movin' around and around and around and around!

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Enter Sandman

    Real Lyric: Exit Light! Enter Night! Take my hand. We're off to never-never land.

    The Misheard: Instant Light! All Right! Take my hand! We're off to devil-heavens land.

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