The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Lucky that my breasts are small & humble So you don't confuse them with mountains
The Misheard: Look at my breasts, small & humble So, er, don't confuse them with Smarties
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Real Lyric: Lucky that my breasts are small & humble So you don't confuse them with mountains
The Misheard: Look at my breasts, small & humble So, er, don't confuse them with Smarties
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Real Lyric: Hey now, you're a rock star get the show on, get paid. All that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold.
The Misheard: Hey now, you're a porn star get the show on, get laid. All that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold.
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Real Lyric: Try to see it once my way.
The Misheard: Tracy wants my Wine
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Real Lyric: i'm never gonna dance again, guilty feet, i got no rythm
The Misheard: i'm never gonna dance again, i got two left feet i got no rythm
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Real Lyric: I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba di
The Misheard: I'm blue, I'm in need of a guy
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Real Lyric: raspberry beret
The Misheard: bad varicose veins
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Real Lyric: She's got eyes of the bluest skies As if they thought of rain
The Misheard: She's got eyes of the bluest skies As if they bottled rain
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Real Lyric: Right about now The funk soul brother
The Misheard: Right about now The skunk saw a brothel
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Real Lyric: I just wanna dance next to you
The Misheard: I just wanna have sex with you
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