The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
The Misheard: Some underworld spy or the wife of a clothes pin
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Real Lyric: Love lifts us up where we belong
The Misheard: The lift goes up where we belong
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Real Lyric: Bells on bobtails ring, Making spirits bright.
The Misheard: I will go down b***hy
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Real Lyric: Bells on bobtails ring Making spirits rise
The Misheard: Bells on cocktails ring Making spirits right
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Real Lyric: Jesus freaks out in the street Handing tickets out for God Turning back she just laughs The boulevard is not that bad
The Misheard: Jesus freezes out in the streets Handing tickets out for gold Turning back she just laughs A bullet hole is not that bad
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Real Lyric: Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.
The Misheard: Another turnip on the floor stuck in the rug.
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Real Lyric: glycerine
The Misheard: kiss the ring
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Real Lyric: Give me the beat boys and free my soul
The Misheard: Give me the freedom that'll free my soul
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Real Lyric: And fight the break of dawn Come tomorrow Tomorrow I'll be gone Save tonight
The Misheard: I'm comin' to break your door, comin' tomorrow tomorrow you'll be gone save tonight
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Real Lyric: ...and he looks at her and says, hey Darlin', I remember when you could stop a clock.
The Misheard: Come on little b***h, and do the wist
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