The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I looked above the other day...
The Misheard: I licked a boner yesterday...
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Real Lyric: She was sitting at the table. You could see she was unable.
The Misheard: She was sitting at the table. You see she was a neg-ro (nee-grow).
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Real Lyric: Philadelphia Freedom!
The Misheard: Philadelphia Freakie!
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Real Lyric: robert de niro's waiting talking italina
The Misheard: robert de niro's waiting talking to tania
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot With a pink hotel, a boutique, and a swingin' hot spot
The Misheard: They paved paradise to put up a f**king lie (I misunderstood the rest too, but I don't know what exactly)
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Real Lyric: with the birds I'll share ....
The Misheard: with a buzzy glare ....
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Real Lyric: "I'm like a bird"
The Misheard: I'm hung like a bird"
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Real Lyric: If I ever had another chance, I'd still ask her to dance
The Misheard: If I ever had another chance, Then I would steal her pants
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Real Lyric: Once there was a darkness, deep and endless night..you gave me everything you had, oh you gave me light
The Misheard: Once there was a darkness, deep down inside..you gave me everything you had, and I gave it back.
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not near
The Misheard: I climb the walls when you are not near
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