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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: Start Me Up

    Real Lyric: If you start me up If you start me up I'll never stop

    The Misheard: It's a scorpion It's a scorpion that never stops

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    Artist: Dobie Gray

    Song: Drift Away

    Real Lyric: Give me the beat, boys, and free my soul I want to get lost in your rock and roll

    The Misheard: Give me the people that freed my soul I want to get lost in their rock and roll

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    Artist: Bon Jovi

    Song: Living On A Prayer

    Real Lyric: "Living on a prayer"

    The Misheard: "Leaving on a train"

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    Artist: David Bowie

    Song: Ziggy Stardust

    Real Lyric: Making love with his ego, Ziggy sucked up into his mind

    The Misheard: Making love with mosquitos, Ziggy sucked up into his mind

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    Artist: Savage Garden

    Song: The Animal Song

    Real Lyric: I want to live like animals Careless and free

    The Misheard: I want to live in a cannonball Number 3

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    Artist: Bee Gees

    Song: You Should Be Dancing

    Real Lyric: What you doin' on your back?

    The Misheard: Who's standin' on your little neck?

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    Artist: Melissa Etheridge

    Song: I Want To Come Over

    Real Lyric: I wanna come over, to hell with the consequence....

    The Misheard: I wanna come over, to hell with the concert plans.........

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride

    The Misheard: And little Early Birdie gave my anus curly wurly

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    Artist: Beck

    Song: Where It's At

    Real Lyric: Two turntables and a microphone

    The Misheard: Two old ladies and a microphone

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    Artist: Paul McCartney

    Song: Band On The Run

    Real Lyric: Band on the run, Band on the run

    The Misheard: Band with the runs, band with the runs

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