The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'd appreciate your input
The Misheard: I appreciate it in the butt
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Real Lyric: She looks like a flower but she sting like a bee
The Misheard: She looks like a flower but she stinks like blue cheese
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Real Lyric: Now who can say where the road goes, where the day flows, only time.
The Misheard: Now who can say where the rum goes, where the pay goes, only crime
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Real Lyric: When Smokey sings.. I hear violins
The Misheard: I'm smokin' cigs... I get violent..
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Real Lyric: Shakin' that thing Like ya never did see Got a nice package alright
The Misheard: Shakin that thing Like ya never did see Got a nice package of ice
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Real Lyric: Band on the run.
The Misheard: Man on the run.
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Real Lyric: Wasted away again in Margaritaville
The Misheard: Wasted away again in my Garetaville
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Real Lyric: Here we are now Entertain us A mulatto An albino A mosquito My libido
The Misheard: Here we are now Entertainers A mulatto An albino A mosquito I'm a beetle
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Real Lyric: How Bizarre, How Bizarre
The Misheard: Help is on, Help is on
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Real Lyric: Hey now, you're an all-star. Get your game on. Go play
The Misheard: Hey now, you're an all-star. Get to K-Mart. Go Play.
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