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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Dido

    Song: Thank You

    Real Lyric: They'll all imply that I might not last the day

    The Misheard: Blah blah blah and I might not m********e

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    Artist: Jimmy Buffett

    Song: Boat Drinks

    Real Lyric: Boat drinks, guys on a boat ordered boat drinks

    The Misheard: Portraits, guys on a boat ordered portraits

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    Artist: Prince

    Song: Little Red Corvette

    Real Lyric: Little red Corvette

    The Misheard: Premium red all day

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    Artist: Devo

    Song: Whip It

    Real Lyric: Now whip it into shape.

    The Misheard: Now whip it in the shade.

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    Artist: Blink 182

    Song: What's My Age Again?

    Real Lyric: I wore cologne to get the feeling right And are still more amused by TV shows I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail This state looks down on sodomy And are still more amused by prank phone calls And you still act like you're in Freshman year Why would you wish that on me?

    The Misheard: I walk alone to get the feelin' right And I'll see more of you's on TV shows I said I was the cops, and this was Princeton jail The steak looks down inside of me And then she was abused by prank phone calls I used to act like that in Freshman

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    Artist: KWS

    Song: Please Don't Go

    Real Lyric: Please don't go

    The Misheard: He's the wolf

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    Artist: Alanis Morissette

    Song: Ironic

    Real Lyric: And yeah I really do think.

    The Misheard: And you're really too thick.

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    Artist: Herman's Hermits

    Song: She's A Must To Avoid

    Real Lyric: She's a must to avoid,

    The Misheard: sh'e a mustardy boy

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    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel

    Song: Mrs. Robinson

    Real Lyric: Jesus loves you more than you will know...

    The Misheard: Shanghi and you'll know you have to.

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    Artist: Aretha Franklin

    Song: Chain Of Fools

    Real Lyric: Chain, chain, chain...chain of fools.

    The Misheard: Smame, shame, shame...shame on you.

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