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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Kim Carnes

    Song: Bette Davis Eyes

    Real Lyric: She's got Bette Davis Eyes

    The Misheard: She's got better days for size

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    Artist: Marcy Playground

    Song: Sex and Candy

    Real Lyric: I smell sex and candy here.

    The Misheard: I smell sex in the air

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    Artist: Meat Loaf

    Song: Bat Out Of Hell

    Real Lyric: On a silver Black Phantom Bike

    The Misheard: Like a Cilla Black fan I'm mad !

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    Artist: Cat Stevens

    Song: Peace Train

    Real Lyric: Now I've been happy lately...

    The Misheard: Now I've been ovulating...

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    Artist: Toto

    Song: Africa

    Real Lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa

    The Misheard: I'll catch some rays down in Africa

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    Artist: Hymns

    Song: Ding Dong Merrily on High

    Real Lyric: May ye beautifully rhyme Your evetime song, ye singers.

    The Misheard: May ye beautifully rise Our heaven and earthly singing.

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    Artist: Meat Loaf

    Song: Paradise By The Dashboard Light

    Real Lyric: 'Cause we were barely 17 and we were barely dressed

    The Misheard: 'Cause we were bad at 17 and badly dressed

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    Artist: Enrique Iglesias

    Song: Bailamos

    Real Lyric: Let the rhythm take you over

    The Misheard: Let the river take your clothes off

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    Artist: Seal

    Song: A Kiss From A Rose

    Real Lyric: my eyes become large

    The Misheard: my eyes become alive

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    Artist: Garth Brooks

    Song: Two Pina Coladas

    Real Lyric: Two Pina Coladas one for each hand

    The Misheard: Two chesse enchiladas one for each hand

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