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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Britney Spears

    Song: Oops I Did It Again

    Real Lyric: I'm not that innocent

    The Misheard: I'm not Jen Anniston

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Smells Like Teen Spirit

    Real Lyric: With the lights out it's less dangerous Here we are now Entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now Entertain us

    The Misheard: With the lights out it's; and potatoes and potatoes I feel stupid and and potatoes Here we are now and potatoes

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    Artist: Neil Diamond

    Song: Forever In Blue Jeans

    Real Lyric: I'd much rather be forever in blue jeans

    The Misheard: I'd much rather be Reverend Blue Jeans

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    Artist: Golden Earring

    Song: Radar Love

    Real Lyric: It's a half-past four and I'm shifting gears

    The Misheard: It's a half-assed Ford and I'm shifting gears

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    Artist: Elvis Presley

    Song: Return To Sender

    Real Lyric: Return to sender, no such zone.

    The Misheard: Return December, no snow cones.

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    Artist: Enya

    Song: Orinoco Flow

    Real Lyric: Sail away, sail away, sail away

    The Misheard: Say when, say when, say when

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    Artist: Phil Collins

    Song: Invisible Touch

    Real Lyric: She reaches in, she grabs right hold of your heart

    The Misheard: She reaches in...and craps, right? Holy lord!

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    Artist: Smash Mouth

    Song: All Star

    Real Lyric: Hey now. You're an all star. Get your game on. Get paid.

    The Misheard: Hey now, you're a porn star in a gay bar get laid.

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    Artist: Dobie Gray

    Song: Drift Away

    Real Lyric: Give me the beat boys,and free my soul

    The Misheard: Give me the Beach Boys and treehouse soul

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    Artist: Asia

    Song: Heat Of The Moment

    Real Lyric: And now you find yourself in '82 The disco hot spots hold no charm for you

    The Misheard: And now you find yourself and empty tomb. The disco hot spots on the jump for you

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