The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Live for each second without hesitation
The Misheard: Live 40 seconds without hesitation
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Real Lyric: We stand on guard for thee
The Misheard: We stand on God for thee
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Real Lyric: Signed, sealed, delivered-- I'm yours
The Misheard: Sighned, sealed, delivered-- Up yours!
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Real Lyric: These Five words in my head
The Misheard: Pissed off words hit my head
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Real Lyric: how bizarre, how bizarre
The Misheard: how was i, how was i
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Real Lyric: And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
The Misheard: And little hurly burly gave my anus a curly wurly and asked me if I needed a ride.
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Real Lyric: Wicked, wicked...had to kick it. I'm not shy so I asked for his digits.
The Misheard: Wicked, wicked...had to kick it. I'm not shy so I asked for his dick and...
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Real Lyric: Hey where did we go?
The Misheard: Hey Winnebego!
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Real Lyric: Oh peace train sounding louder Glide on the peace train Come on now peace train Yes, peace train holy roller Everyone jump upon the peace train Come on now peace train
The Misheard: Oh be strange, sound it louder, I want to be strange! (oh-ah-ee-ah-oh-ah) Come on and be strange! Be strange holy soldier, everyone come on and be strange! (ooh-ah-ee-ah-oh-ah) Come on and be strange!
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Real Lyric: All Aboard
The Misheard: Olive Roll
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