The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend...
The Misheard: Some underground spy or the wife of the postman...
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
The Misheard: Hey Diddle-eye, put up a parking lot!
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Real Lyric: Once had a love and it was a blast Soon turned out had a heart of glass
The Misheard: Once had a love and it was a blast Soon turned out had a heart attack
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Real Lyric: Twenty-five years old, my mother, god rest her soul.
The Misheard: Twenty-five years old, my mom's got big breasts, ya know.
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Real Lyric: Come doused in mud, soaked in bleach, as I want you to be
The Misheard: Come drinking mud, soaking bleach, as I want you to be
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Real Lyric: Another one bites the dust
The Misheard: Another one likes to dust
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Real Lyric: She don't lie She don't lie She don't lie... Cocaine
The Misheard: she won't ride she won't ride she won't ride... to Spokane
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Real Lyric: She's got a ticket to ride
The Misheard: She's got a tick on her hide.
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Real Lyric: never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
The Misheard: then we're gonna give you up, then we're gonna let you down, then we're gonna run around and desert you.
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Real Lyric: The greatest gift they'll get this year is life.
The Misheard: The greatest gift they'll get this year is lice.
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