The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the class room
The Misheard: No Dukes Of Hazzard in the class room
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Real Lyric: Though I'm sent from above....
The Misheard: I was sent by a bum....
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Real Lyric: And when a girl walks in with a itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung
The Misheard: And when a girl walks in with a itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sperm
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Real Lyric: She had the body of a venus So imagine my surprise
The Misheard: She had the body of a Venus, and she's makin' apple pies
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Real Lyric: "...might as well face it, you're addicted to love."
The Misheard: "Hyenas wear faces (to to) to love"
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Real Lyric: I want it painted black.
The Misheard: I'm gonna paint my crack.
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Real Lyric: For Tommy and Gina who never backed down
The Misheard: For Tommy and Gina, who milked that cow
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Real Lyric: Sail away, sail away, sail away
The Misheard: Sineady, Sineady, Sineady
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Real Lyric: While Tony plays the mamba...
The Misheard: My pony plays the mamba
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Real Lyric: Now don't be hasty
The Misheard: Now don't be haystack
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