The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Jeux sans frontieres
The Misheard: She sells plonking, yeh
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Real Lyric: Disarm you with a smile
The Misheard: Sodomy with a smile
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Real Lyric: My world Crumbles when you are not here
The Misheard: I blow bubbles when you are not near
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Real Lyric: Watching as the frilly panties run
The Misheard: Watching as the pretty pansies run
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Real Lyric: But the kid is not my son
The Misheard: But the jailer's not my son
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Real Lyric: Annie are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay Annie?
The Misheard: Eddie are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay Eddie?
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Real Lyric: aint nothing but a heartache
The Misheard: aint nothing but i farted
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Real Lyric: love can touch just one time and last for a life time and never let go til we're gone
The Misheard: love can touch just one time and last for a lifetime and nerer let goats in windows
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Real Lyric: Seasons don't fear the Reaper Nor do the winds and the summer rain.
The Misheard: Strippers don't fear the reaper, nor do the wind and the sun in the rain.
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Real Lyric: Every summer we will rent a cottage on the Isle of Wight, if it's not to dear. We shall scrimp and save.
The Misheard: ... We shall swim and sail.
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