The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care.
The Misheard: Jimmy crapped corn and I don't care.
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Real Lyric: I'm not the girl I used to be, I got a kid, I'm 33, baby!
The Misheard: I'm not the girl I used to be, I got a can of 33 babies!
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles
The Misheard: I believe in mackerels
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Real Lyric: I wanna love you the best that I can...
The Misheard: I wanna love you, but the band said I can't
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Real Lyric: here we are now;entertain us
The Misheard: Step away now; it's contageous
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Real Lyric: R-E-S-P-E-C-T find out what it means to me R-E-S-P-E-C-T take care TCB
The Misheard: R-E-S-P-E-C-T find out what it means to me R-E-S-P-E-C-T lets do some PCP
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Real Lyric: where troubles melt like lemon drops
The Misheard: where gerbals smell like lemon drops
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Real Lyric: Marconi plays the mamba
The Misheard: my pony plays the vampire
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor
The Misheard: So, head to toe
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Real Lyric: i got my head checked, by a jumbo jet.
The Misheard: I get head checked,my HMO checked.
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