The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: So I dub thee Unforgiven
The Misheard: So I've done the Unforgivable
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Real Lyric: ...back in the summer of '69
The Misheard: ...it was the summer I 69ed
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Real Lyric: Ivory Madonna
The Misheard: I've relieved Madonna
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Real Lyric: i'm like a bird, i'll only fly away, i dont know where my home is
The Misheard: i'm like a bird, i'll only fly away, i dont know if i'm horny
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Real Lyric: If they don't give me proper credit, I'll just walk away.
The Misheard: If they won't give me Pop Tarts, then it's "I'll just walk away"
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Real Lyric: Fox the fox Rat the rat You can ape the ape I know about that
The Misheard: Master Fat The word of the rat You can make believe I knew about that.
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Real Lyric: Once I rose above the noise and confusion.
The Misheard: Most uranium thinks that I am pollution.
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Real Lyric: The brightest ring around the moon will darken when I die.
The Misheard: The bride is stringed around the groom. Keep talkin' when I die.
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Real Lyric: You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille, Four hungry children and a crop in the field.
The Misheard: You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille. Four hundred children took a crap in the field.
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Real Lyric: Changes come around real soon, Make us women and men.
The Misheard: Changes come around real soon, Naked women in bed.
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