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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Bennie And The Jets

    Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit. You know I read it in a magazine.

    The Misheard: She's got electric boots, a mongoose too, shes got a rabbit and a pack of hyenas.

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    Artist: ZZ Top

    Song: Sleeping Bag

    Real Lyric: slip inside my sleeping bag

    The Misheard: slipp'ry slope of sweet revenge

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    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: You Can't Always Get What You Want

    Real Lyric: I was standing in line with Mr. Jimmie, man, he looked pretty ill

    The Misheard: I was standing in line with Mr. General, man, he looked in my ear.

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Can You Feel The Love Tonight

    Real Lyric: It's enough to make kings and vagabonds

    The Misheard: It's enough to make kings and bag of bones

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: When I'm Sixty-Four

    Real Lyric: Grandchildren on my knee, Vera, Chuck and Dave

    The Misheard: Grandchildren on my knee, Hear a truck and Day

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    Artist: Ben Folds Five

    Song: Brick

    Real Lyric: Off the coast and I'm heading nowhere

    The Misheard: Off the coast and I'm heading to Norway

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    Artist: Australian Crawl

    Song: Beautiful People

    Real Lyric: Beautiful People

    The Misheard: Shh sha boogie bop

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    Artist: Aaron Neville

    Song: Everybody Plays The Fool

    Real Lyric: Everybody plays the fool

    The Misheard: Everybody plays the flute

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    Artist: Backstreet Boys

    Song: Drowning

    Real Lyric: Girl you leave me breathless But it's okay 'cause You are my survival Now hear me say

    The Misheard: girl youre really brainless but its ok cause i´m your rival and i´m brainless all the same

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    Artist: The Beach Boys

    Song: Fun, Fun, Fun

    Real Lyric: She makes the Indy-500 look like a Roman chariot race, now

    The Misheard: She makes the 85-hundred look like a Roman chariot race, now

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