The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: When I was an alien Cultures were not options
The Misheard: When I was an IDIOT Cultures were opinions
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Real Lyric: When the lights out it's less dangerous Here we are now entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now entertain us A mulatto,an albino,a mosquito,my libio
The Misheard: Turn the lights out it sustains us Here we are now entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now entertain us A moomamo,anubato,amaskayo,my umbido
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Real Lyric: "I'd die without you"
The Misheard: "Diamond without the shoe."
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Real Lyric: Blue skies from pain Can you tell a green field From a cold steel rail A smile from a veil
The Misheard: Blue skies from rain Can you tell a green field From cold steel mail A smile from a frown
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Real Lyric: Feeling like a dead duck.
The Misheard: Feeding on a dead duck.
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Real Lyric: Whiskey in the Jar-O
The Misheard: Whiskey in the Giro
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Real Lyric: It's too late tonight To drag the past out into the light.
The Misheard: It's too late tonight Te traigo pasta into the light
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Real Lyric: Rockin' the Casbah, Rockin' the Casbah!!
The Misheard: Rockin' the Catbox, Rockin' the Catbox!!
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Real Lyric: Caribbean Queen now were sharing the same dream
The Misheard: starting to twitch now were sharing good time dreams
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Real Lyric: ...And as the feeling grows She breathes flesh to my bones...
The Misheard: ...And as the feelings grows She breathes flesh to my balls...
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