The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Gimme fuel gimme fire gimme that which I desire
The Misheard: Gimme fuel gimme fire gimme sandwich on the side
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Real Lyric: cause it's a thriller, thriller night
The Misheard: cause it's a Phyllis Diller night
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Real Lyric: A pair of 45's made me open my eyes My temperature started to rise She was a long cool woman in a black dress Just a 5-9, beautiful, tall With just one look I was a bad mess 'Cause that long cool woman had it all
The Misheard: I never done a crime, baby, all of my life My temperature started to rise She was a long cool woman in a black dress Justified my beautiful song Don't just want love, I want the bad man 'Cause I wan' go home and get it on
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Real Lyric: Here we are now Entertain us
The Misheard: Hear we are now And potatoes
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Real Lyric: Beat it, beat it No one wants to be defeated
The Misheard: Beat it, beat it No one should be feeling sheepish
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Real Lyric: We're the Renegades of Funk
The Misheard: With a Random Case of Funk
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Real Lyric: I got two turntables and a microphone.
The Misheard: I got two told fables and a microdome.
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Real Lyric: Don't go chasing waterfalls
The Misheard: Don't go Jason Waterfalls
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Real Lyric: My my, at Waterloo, Napoleon did surrender...whoa yeah!
The Misheard: My my, at Waterloo, that bonehead did surrender... whoa yeah!
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Real Lyric: Zoot Suit Riot.
The Misheard: Gypsy Riot.
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