The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I get nocked down but I get up again
The Misheard: I get kicked down and I throw up again
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Real Lyric: in a one-horse open sleigh
The Misheard: in a one horslopin' sleigh
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Real Lyric: Cheap wine and a three day growth
The Misheard: Cheap wine I bought three days ago
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Real Lyric: The twisting kaleidoscope moves us all in turn...
The Misheard: The twisting kaleidoscope moves the sullen herd...
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Real Lyric: She's got the Mercedes Bends
The Misheard: She's got the first eighty cents
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Real Lyric: "With the birds I'll share this lonely view"
The Misheard: "With the purple shade it's a lonely view"
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Real Lyric: Forever in debt to your priceless advice
The Misheard: Forever and death we'll try to survive
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Real Lyric: somethig beautiful, something free
The Misheard: something beautiful is up that tree
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Real Lyric: Hey Now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid.
The Misheard: Hey Now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get laid.
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Real Lyric: Walk like an egyptian
The Misheard: Walk with an erection
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