The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: they paved paradise and put up a parking lot
The Misheard: pink pair of dice they put up a parking lot
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Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad...
The Misheard: Please drop your top, Please drop your top. Please drop your top, I wanna see your chi-chi's flop!
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Real Lyric: How could I forget that I had given her and extra key
The Misheard: How could I forget that I had give her an STD
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Real Lyric: Was the son of a preacher man
The Misheard: What a son of a b**th you are!
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Real Lyric: u make me wanna break my lease so i can move
The Misheard: u make me wanna break my knees so i cant move
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Real Lyric: Cut loose, Footloose. Kick of your Sunday shoes.
The Misheard: 'Cuz loose, Footloose. So come on to sunday school.
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce, Another runner in the night.
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a goose, Another runner in the light.
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Real Lyric: I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy.
The Misheard: I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot his Dad you know
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down...
The Misheard: I get no thumb but I will only get it will you ever gonna give me thumb
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Real Lyric: I've got my mind set on you.
The Misheard: I've got Mama sat on you
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