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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Magical Mystery Tour

    Real Lyric: Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour...

    The Misheard: Roll up, roll up for the mystery torah. . .

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    Artist: Smashing Pumpkins

    Song: Bullet With Butterfly Wings

    Real Lyric: despite of my rage

    The Misheard: spider deranged

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    Artist: Joni Mitchell

    Song: Big Yellow Taxi

    Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

    The Misheard: A gay pair of guys put up a parking lot, Paper and Ice put up a parking lot, Hey, Paradise, put up a parking lot.

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    Artist: Joni Mitchell

    Song: Big Yellow Taxi

    Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

    The Misheard: They paved paradise and put up a f***ing lot.

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    Artist: Guns N' Roses

    Song: Don't Cry

    Real Lyric: don't you cry tonight there's a heaven abov you baby

    The Misheard: don't you cry tonight cuz we're having a party baby

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    Artist: Steely Dan

    Song: Hey Nineteen

    Real Lyric: Hey Nineteen That's 'Retha Franklin She don't remember The Queen of Soul

    The Misheard: Hey Nineteen That's 'Retha Franklin She don't remember The Queen *ssh*le

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    Artist: Spin Doctors

    Song: Little Miss Can't Be Wrong

    Real Lyric: If I had a dollar, I'd give you 99

    The Misheard: If I had a dollar I'd give you not a dime!!

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Get Back

    Real Lyric: Jo-Jo was a man who thought he was a loner

    The Misheard: Jo-Jo was a man who thought he was a woman

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    Artist: Madonna

    Song: Music

    Real Lyric: music made the bourgeoisie and the rebels

    The Misheard: music made the burgers scream and the shovels

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues

    Real Lyric: I guess that's why they call it the blues.........

    The Misheard: I guess that's why they call it, a bruise.

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