The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hush, hush, Keep it down now. Voices carry.
The Misheard: Hush, hush. People downtown, they're so scary.
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Real Lyric: What would it take for you to just leave w/ me?
The Misheard: What would it take for you to just sleep w/ me?
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Real Lyric: big boys don't cry
The Misheard: be poised and quiet
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Real Lyric: I live in misery when you're not around
The Misheard: I m********e when you're not around
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Real Lyric: You could have a bumper car, bumping The amusement never ends
The Misheard: You could have a bumper car, bumping It's a noose that never ends
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Real Lyric: I have been around the world looking for that woman girl
The Misheard: I have been around the world looking for a bovine girl
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Real Lyric: He stood with a tat on his big fat belly it wiggled around like marmelade jelly.
The Misheard: He stood with a tat on his big fat belly it wiggled around like Momma-made jelly.
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Real Lyric: He stood with a tat on his big fat belly it wiggled around like marmelade jelly.
The Misheard: He stood with a tat on his big fat belly it wiggled around like Momma-made jelly.
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Real Lyric: papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep
The Misheard: Papa Don't Preach, I've hit losing streak
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Real Lyric: I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
The Misheard: I can't believe you kiss your carpet knife.
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