The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Ooh, your kisses, sweeter than honey But guess what, so here's my money
The Misheard: Ooh, your kisses, sweeter than honey But guess what, so is my buns!
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Real Lyric: From the early, early morning to the early, early night See Miss Molly rockin' in the house of blue light
The Misheard: From the early, early morning to the early, early night Whee! Miss Molly's rockin' with a mouse and a knife.
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Real Lyric: Ladies leave your men at home the club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown
The Misheard: Ladies leave your men at home the club is full of ballers and their c**k is full grown
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna break my rusty cage, and run.
The Misheard: I'm gonna break my crusty cajun bun.
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Real Lyric: Davy,Davy Crocket, king of the wild frontier.
The Misheard: Davy, Davy's got it, gave it to the whole frontier.
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Real Lyric: Sanitarium!
The Misheard: Said I, "tarry on!"
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Real Lyric: Play that funky music white boy Play that funky music right
The Misheard: Play that funky music white boy Play that funky music wayne
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
The Misheard: The pays very nice, put up a parking lot.
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Real Lyric: I spent four lonely days in a brown L.A. haze. . . . .
The Misheard: I spent four lonely days in a brown paper bag.
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Real Lyric: b*tches they come the go
The Misheard: chickens arnt chrome they gold
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