The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, at your desire.
The Misheard: I'm your penis, I'm on fire with pure desire.
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Real Lyric: Whatcha doing on your back? On your back? You should be dancing.
The Misheard: Whatcha doin' on the way to the bank? You should be dancing!
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Real Lyric: out of reach
The Misheard: valerie!
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Real Lyric: Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out
The Misheard: Ten Devils in the Freezer
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Real Lyric: what's love got to do with it
The Misheard: my son at age 5 used to sing "what's love cockle do cockle do whit it.
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Real Lyric: Four hungry children and a crop in the fields
The Misheard: Four hundred children and a crop in the fields
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Real Lyric: I want a new drug.
The Misheard: I want a new truck.
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Real Lyric: your what??? tin roof rusted
The Misheard: your what?? en route rusty.
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Real Lyric: You are the perfect drug, the perfect drug, the perfect drug
The Misheard: You are the perspex slug, the perspex slug, the perspex slug
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Real Lyric: Once I had a love, and it was a gas. Soon turned out, had a heart of glass.
The Misheard: Had bad luck, and I ran outta gas. Someone found out 'bout a heart of glass.
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