The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You know I caught her messin' 'round with another man
The Misheard: You know I kinda' messed around with another man.
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Real Lyric: walk like an egyptian
The Misheard: walk with an erection
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Real Lyric: Just like the white-winged dove
The Misheard: Just like the one-winged dove
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Real Lyric: Hush Hush...Keep it down now...voices carry
The Misheard: Hush Hush...We went downtown...was so scary
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Real Lyric: Whoa, living on a prayer
The Misheard: Whoa, living on bread
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Real Lyric: Us and them, And after all we're only ordinary men.
The Misheard: Pus and phelegm, And after all we're only homosexual men.
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Real Lyric: You don't have to live like a refugee.
The Misheard: You don't have to live like porno queen.
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Real Lyric: But I know a place where we can go Thats still untouched by man
The Misheard: But I know a place where we can go But still I'm touched by men
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Real Lyric: He had a 32 gun in his pocket for fun.
The Misheard: He had a 32 gun and a pocket full of fun.
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Real Lyric: Take me to the magic of the moment On a glory night Where the children of tomorrow share their dreams With you and me
The Misheard: Take Me, with the Midgets of the Mormons On a glory night where the children of tomorrow share their weed, with you and me
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